Every pair of trousers in our collection is sewn right here in the heartland by craftsmen who understand that a good pair of pants is not merely an article of clothing. It is a declaration. Our permanent-press double-knit polyester blends will outlast trends, outlast neighbors, and — if the customer reviews are to be believed — at least one marriage. We stand behind every seam with our Ironclad Satisfaction Guarantee or your money back within 30 days, no questions asked (a few questions asked).
"I wore the Macomb Powerbroker to my nephew's confirmation and four separate people asked where I purchased my trousers. I told them it was none of their business, but I felt wonderful."
— R. Wojcik, Schaumburg, IL"My wife said I looked like a couch. I said, Margaret, this is a $39 pant. She came around eventually."
— D. Herschel, Toledo, OH"The Midnight Maverick arrived in three days and fits like it was made for me. It was not made for me — I ordered the wrong size — but a belt solved the whole situation."
— F. Baumgartner, Fond du Lac, WI"I have purchased eleven pairs. My doctor says I need to stop. I disagree with my doctor on this specific issue."
— W. Prochaska, Akron, OH"My son said I looked like a tablecloth at Thanksgiving. I said, son, this tablecloth cost thirty-seven dollars and it will outlive both of us. He has not brought it up again."
— G. Kowalczyk, Green Bay, WI"I was skeptical about ordering pants from a catalog. Then the Avocado Achiever arrived and I wore them to a job interview. I got the job. I am not saying the pants are responsible. I am also not not saying that."
— T. Riverbend, Springfield, IL| Size | Waist | Inseam (Reg) | Inseam (Long) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30 | 30" | 30" | 32" |
| 32 | 32" | 30" | 32" |
| 34 | 34" | 30" | 32" |
| 36 | 36" | 30" | 32" |
| 38 | 38" | 29" | 31" |
| 40 | 40" | 29" | 31" |
| 42 | 42" | 29" | — |
| 44 | 44" | 29" | — |
* Husky sizing available upon request. Write to us at P.O. Box 441, Macomb IL.
On all orders over $50.00 within the contiguous United States. Alaska, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico: please allow 4–6 additional weeks and a small surcharge we are not proud of.
If you are not fully satisfied, return your purchase within 30 days for a full refund or store credit. Pants must be unworn. Or at least somewhat unworn. We will use our judgment.